Thursday 14 March 2013

Masturbation ... Just might save your life!

Came across an article online (menshealth.com) about how guys can improve their general well being, just by 'playing with themselves'.

Even though there are debates as to whether the practice is wrong or right (health reasons only), apparently, 'cleaning your pipes' come with added benefits, other than the momentary satisfaction. Here are five excellent reasons why you should drop whatever you're doing now and focus on the job at hand, pun intended.

1. Prevents cancer: Studies show that disease causing toxins build up in the urogenital tract, and knocking some off at least five times a week flushes out the bad guys.

2. Prevents impotence: Exercises generally improve muscle tone all over the body. Same is true for the muscles in the pelvic floor region of the penis. A healthy habit can keep your shaft harder as you age, keeping your virility on point.

3. Stay longer: This is a no-brainer. Periodically massaging the penile muscles makes it attuned to 'wet conditions' thereby maintaining its footing on a slippery day longer than usual. A man's ego is rarely ever more boosted more than after going through bouts of 'in-the-sheets-battle' with even more strength left for a menage a trois with oversexed nymphs!

4. Boosts immunity: Ejaculation apparently releases the hormone cortisol in adequate proportions which helps to maintain and regulate one's immunity. Now you know why I rarely fall ill ... Enough said.

5. Improves mood: Dopamine, the feel good hormone, which is actually released when we are in a good mood, is largely unleashed by orgasms. Oxytocin is also produced simultaneously, which is a powerful combination for that momentary but well worth moments of pleasure you get after a 'wanking session'.

Let me add that you don't have to worry about STI's too in the least bit. So, if you wanna stay happy and healthy? Well, I'm sure ... guys? Where did they go? *scratches head.

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